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1996 baby. Vietnamese. anything else you need to know, just ask.

buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

drakobe:

Now that’d be crazy but you’d think that outsiders would say something about it if it were true

drakobe:

Now that’d be crazy but you’d think that outsiders would say something about it if it were true

gallowhill:

Tim TaylorDomestic Erosion, 2003

cyborglovesong:

We’ve all been there, Woody.

grandmasterbooty:

grandmasterbooty:

when a cockroach try to escape after you turn the light on

You can’t let them fuckers live to see another day, they’ll come back wit the squad

grandmasterbooty:

grandmasterbooty:

when a cockroach try to escape after you turn the light on

You can’t let them fuckers live to see another day, they’ll come back wit the squad

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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Anonymous said: How do I tell this guy that I can't be with him bc his dick is too short?

idkitstommy:

just say, i need a man that can satisfy my sexual pleasure and you do not meet that requirement sorry we can not be together 

or

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so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang